T-Shirt — "Proud Father of Few Dumbass Kids" Patriotic Graphic Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This classic tee carries a bold, irreverent message with vintage Americana styling — block letters filled with stars and stripes and a distressed finish that feels lived-in from the first wear. The medium-weight cotton drapes comfortably, and the crew neck and classic fit make it an easy go-to for backyard barbecues, road trips, or low-key weekends. It’s the kind of shirt you pull on when you want to make people laugh, start conversations, or lean into a louder, sarcastic sense of humor without fuss. The muted vintage print pairs well with worn denim, cargo shorts, or a flannel tied around the waist, so it becomes an effortless part of your off-duty rotation.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams — cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — holds shape and prevents stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main art — crisp, detailed print
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean